Join the Launch Workshop — Install the playbook behind €25M+ in online revenue.
the version of you in 5 years if you don't move now
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In one day in Helsinki you walk out with three things built: an offer, a funnel, and a sales script. Not theory. Built. With your name on them.
I'm Elias Uysal. I started selling online at 15. Since then: over €25M in online revenue, four companies, 1,100+ customers. Right now 12 million people a month see my content. No investors. No outside capital.
I built it the same way you will — offer, funnel, call, ship. I'm not selling you a course. I'm going to show you the exact path I take a founder through in one room, in one day.
Here's the problem. You're smart. You know you should have an online business by now. Either you haven't launched — you keep planning, researching, waiting — or you launched and stalled somewhere under €10k a month.
It's not the idea. Not the market. Not the timing. Nobody ever sat down with you and built the three things every online business runs on: the offer, the funnel, and the way you sell it. You have pieces. You don't have a machine.
The fix isn't more information. You have enough. It's building the machine, in one focused day, with someone who's already done it — instead of guessing alone for two years.
That's the workshop. One day. Helsinki. Twelve hours direct with me. You don't watch. You build. Here's what we build, in order:
So here's where you are. Two options.
One: keep going alone. Slower. More mistakes. Maybe you get there in two or three years. Maybe you don't.
Two: one day in Helsinki. You walk out with a built offer, a working funnel, the sales script, AI installed, and a room of founders building the same thing. Two years compressed into one day.
The room is small. Less than 1 in 10 applications gets accepted — one wrong person costs everyone else. We don't publish the price, because we keep raising it. It's revealed when you're accepted.
This isn't for you if you collect courses instead of shipping, if you want a shortcut without the work, or if you're not committed to building a real business in the next twelve months. If that's you, close this. No hard feelings.
If you're serious — if you'll do the work — apply. Tell me where you are, and if it's a fit, we'll talk.
— Elias Uysal
Operated by Remote Closing LLC
Three written assets you didn't have when you walked in. Built in one day, in the room, with the operator who did it across four companies.
Same offer framework I used to build €25M+ in online revenue across 4 companies. By the end of day, you'll have a written offer your room has paid to stress-test.
End-to-end, paired by stage with operators at your tier. The same model behind 1,100+ customer transformations. You'll know exactly what content to post tomorrow morning.
You'll write it, role-play it, and get it pressure-tested by me in the room before you leave. The script that took me from setter-level to closing 4-figure and 5-figure deals.
Allan Luna · €3,500/mo → €33,700/mo in 89 days
"$800/mo to $30,000/mo in 17 days. The framework Elias gave me was the missing piece. I just executed."
— Aiden Mani
"$2K/mo to $15K/mo in one day. One conversation. One offer rewrite. Cleanest ROI of my life."
— Mats Aune
"From zero to $20K/mo in 3 weeks. Elias handed me the script I'd been trying to write for two years."
— Diego
Individual experiences. Results not typical. Earnings depend on background, effort, application, and a thousand other variables. See full disclaimer below.
It's not a seminar. It's a build day. At a private venue in Helsinki.
Morning blocks: I walk you through the playbook I used to build four companies past €25M+ in online revenue — and the same playbook 7 documented operators used to go from broke to between $10k and $33k/month.
Afternoon blocks: you build. Your offer. Your funnel. Your sales script. Paired by stage with operators at your tier. I'm in the room with you the whole day.
No motivational fluff. No theory. Build day.
Three things in writing.
Plus a thick packet of frameworks. Plus the recordings. Plus the names and contacts of every operator in the room — your first network.
The aim isn't motivation. The aim is: by the end of the workshop day, you have three written assets you didn't have when you walked in.
Stage: if you're not currently earning at least €1,000/month from any online attempt, this is not a fit (yet). Take the free Launch Roadmap first.
If you're between €1,000/month and €100,000/month, we can help. How is it possible to have such a wide range?
Answer: I pair you on the day by stage. You won't sit next to someone three layers ahead of you. You'll sit next to your peers and one tier above — which is exactly who you need to model.
Background: I've personally worked with operators in agency, coaching, consulting, freelance, B2B services, eCommerce, info products, content, and AI tools. If you're in any of these, chances are I can help.
If you're entirely pre-launch with no income, no skills, and no network — not yet. Build something first. Take the Free Roadmap. Apply when you have something to launch.
Investment is disclosed on the qualification call, after your application is accepted.
We don't publish pricing publicly — because we are always increasing prices.
The seat fee structure is what allows us to:
If you've never made €1,000 from an online attempt: don't apply. Take the Free Launch Roadmap first.
If you have: chances are I can help you make a lot more.
Less than 1 in 10 applications gets accepted.
Not because the workshop is exclusive for marketing reasons. Because the room only works when the room is right. One mismatched founder costs the rest a year.
We screen for stage, intent, and fit. If you're a fit, we tell you within 5 business days. If you're not, we tell you exactly why.